Passover Song Parodies
Pesach Macarena (Sung to the tune of "Macarena")
Take coconut, eggs, and lots of grease, Cook 'em in the oven for your Pesach feast. They won't rise 'cause they ain't got yeast. Hey, macaroons!
Mix matzah meal with eggs for a goop Form into balls and drop in your soup So heavy on your spoon it will make it droop Hey, kneidlach!
Through the woods a rabbi took a hike Found a lake at the edge of a dike For her favorite dish caught some carp and pike Hey, gefilte fish!
What do you need for your seder plate? What do you eat before it's too late? What do you take to anti-constipate? Hey, stewed prunes!
What do we crave on the very last night Sprinkled with cheese for a dinner that's light Al dente noodles that we long to bite Hey, macaroni!